The Courrpted Wish Game

[BananaMuffin]

I wish I had that bomberman pillow from Japan l.a.

[Dark Mousy]

Granted, but your neighbor's dog tares it up.

I wish I hadn't lost my Morrowind play disk.

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but so you find it but its so scratched up its unplayable.

I wish I had yummy russian berries.

[Dark Mousy]

Granted, but the berries are poisonous and you die.

I wish that I had 1 of every game console and handheld game ever made with all the games.

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but your hands will fall off.

I wish I had all the bodylinx braceletes.

[Marina]

Granted, but they get stolen and the company goes bankrupt.

I wish this forum had a better name

[Dark Mousy]

Granted, but it's a name you still don't like and Nick won't change it again.

I wish I lived in a better house.

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but its burns down to the ground the next day leaving you bankrupt.

I wish everyone would stop complaining.

[Marina]

Granted, but people become so frustrated because they lost this verbal outlet and everyone hates you and attempts to kill you for taking their verbal rights away (note: you die of old age and live your life in fear, alone)

I wish Nick would stop trying to end crime and violence...

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but he stars to murder puppies and kittys because he has nowhere else to put his anger.

I wish my sock wasn't wet.

[The Kimmeth. >_>]

(what do YOU want the name to be then? I named it this because the other forum's name had it like this. Anyways, what better name than "The Courrputed Wish Game". It's precise and simple, and it describes what the thread is about.)

Granted but your sock is so dry that your feet start bleeding.


I wish Nick would answer the phone more often. >_<

[BananaMuffin]

(she meant the forum name not the tred, i was at a tennis tournament when you called. we were losing 1 to 5 and the people got all cocky so me and noah ended up winning 8 to 7. woot)

Granted, but he only talks in Russian.

I wish someone gave me a Gibson Les Paul Junior.

[Marina]

Granted, but your horrid rendition of "Hey There Delilah" shatters it to pieces.

I wish I could read minds. (this wish basically corrupts itself so your response better be a good one!)

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but you can only understand peoples thoughts in a strange language from a 3rd world country! (Only thing I could think of that was rly bad)

I wish I had every model of guitar ever made.

[Marina]

Granted, but you piss Marina off and she burns all of em.

I wish nick would stop wishing for guitars.

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but he and everyone around you calls you love forever, love.

I wish I had a lot of money

[Dark Mousy]

Granted, but it gets stolen by a group of 5 bank robbers who just happen to be ex-Delta Force.

I wish my friends in Houston weren't such idiots.

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but they become morons.

I wish I had ninjutsu powers/

[Dark Mousy]

Granted, but you get your ass handed to you by a real Ninja.

I wish I was just like Chuck Norris.

[Marina]

Granted but you dunno how to use em

I wish 2+2 would equal "fish"....

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but he dies and you do too since your just like him.

I wish I had a green thumng (the metaphorical way not an actual green thumb)

[The Kimmeth. >_>]

Granted, but everybody calls you a pansy because you garden. (damn those people!)


I wish someone would explain to me why Jeremy got banned. ><''

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but Marina gets admin powers and you don't.

I wish I had watermelon.

[The Kimmeth. >_>]

(what the HELl does that have to do with my wish. o.o The fact the marina got admin doesn't have to do anything with my wish. )

Granted, but jason smashes it on your face and says "QTF, MATE?!?!"


I wish I had admin powers.

[BananaMuffin]

Granted, but you'll get them when u reach 1000 posts.

I wish I had more chocos and caramels/